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Battlefield Engineer Tips - by Damon Boreing
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(Source: insanelygaming)
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
- Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
- Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
- Him: whatever
- *as I turn to walk away*
- Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
- *i turn back to the table*
- Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if your intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
- *i leave and come back*
- Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
- His friends tipped me $20
so cute. <3
Fri[end], Girlfri[end] , boyfri[end] , everything has an [END] except for fam[ily].
Guess you changed your mind…?
Cutest bug ever ;3
Just got the best idea for a Halloween costume this year. A ceiling “fan” xD
